Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Words Fail Me (Part 2)

I have to just say that you all did pretty darn okay! Here are the answers!! See how you did!

1. Why is the letter "A" like a flower? "A" is like a flower because a "B" always comes after it.

2. What letter stands for the ocean? The letter "C"

3. What cat begins with a "K"? A Kitten

4. There is a secret Christmas message in the following letters. Can you find it?: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. I like this one. No "L" (Noel)

5. Why is the letter "K" like a pig's tail? Because it is at the end of pork! (silly you...)

6. Can you spell great joy with three letters? Clever... XTC (ecstasy)

7. Which is right: "The yolk of an egg are white" or "The yolk of an egg is white"? Niether! The yolk of an egg is yellow. You should know that one EGG Listener's!

8. How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? Simple. U and I!

9. What time of day is the same, whether it's spelled backward or forward or upside down? NOON

10. Can you read the following?: YYURYYUB ICURYY4ME. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me

Fun, huh? I am in the lab's of Living Hope Industries cooking up some more. How well did you do?

Hugs & Brain Cells ~ Prof. Erik

6 comments:

whatever said...

ummm...prof erik, U and I is five letters not two. and the XTC one is not all that cool. You should save that kind of humor of the air. Anyways, I win because I say so. later.

Wy'East Tech Guy... said...

you are such an idiot. I think they're great. how is ui five letters to begin with? last time I counted, it was two... and XTC is clever.

whatever said...

well ui is two letters, but U AND I is five letters. and i like JOY better.

Erik said...

HEY! BREAK IT UP, CHILDREN!!

First, Jamba. Although your retort may be called for, there are no idiots in the EGG world. Only those that are differently challenged.

Next, Mamba. Stop being differently challenged.

Finally, Gene. Did you die? You should blog.

Wy'East Tech Guy... said...

I meant idiot as a term of endearment.

Lisa said...

Hey "whatever" - I don't know if you mean to, but you sure come off like you're always being snotty. I might just be reading you totally wrong, though...but that's how it "feels". Do you need a vacation?
"whatever" also comes off like "eff you" in my world, too.

Now, the real dilemma: what do you do/say to someone who is smoking on clark campus when it's CLEARLY posted that there is NO SMOKING ON CAMPUS?